Tunde Odesola
(Chanting of anthem)
Great Ife! Great Ife!
Africa’s most beautiful campus
Conscious, vigilant, progressive
Aluta against all oppression…
Another great Ife is a counterfeit…”
Student leader: Ever articulate gbagba! Ever militant gbogbo! Greatest gbagba gbogbo…
(Bursts into an office, panting)
Professor Ajanlekoko: Ha! Professor Dick, There’s fire on the mountain! I drove past Awo Hall just now and I saw highly charged students clutching cudgels, ready for mass protest. They’re calling for the head of Professor Dauda! This thing is getting out of hand! Ha! And I always warned Dauda that girls with crazy curvatures are volatile. That’s why I go for pregnant and married students only! How do we clear this mess now?
Professor Dick: The situation is unfortunate. As for me, I only go for the willing ones; many of the girls out there are brainless and poor, so…
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