The year 2019 started and like some sort of dangerous play, there are Christmas lights everywhere! How did the year go by so fast? Where were we when this was happening? This is not what we signed up for.
Now that we are looking for how to have the Detty December, there are some things we wish we had known at the beginning of the year. If we knew them earlier, life would have been so much easier.
So, hold your head as we take you down this not-so-silly road, of things we should have known in January:
- Cardi B Will Be In Lagos:
How does this affect anybody? Hanty that is looking up, please look back down. Who holy holy epp? Cardi B danced to FAME. If we had known, we would have been rehearsing for the past 9 months. By this time, we would be professional dancers. How won’t Cardi spot us and try to get us on her team, ehn?
In January 2020, we would be swimming with money as we laugh at Offset (Cardi’s husband and rapper) for another cheating Scandal. *wink*
Source: Linda Ikeji