By Oluwadara Adaja
If you’ve been under the rock lately, let me be the one to remind you that February 14 is almost here. I can feel the hisses and eyeballs rolling already BUT, before you click away (don’t you dare). Let’s find out which one of these people you are on the day of love. Let’s get to it!
THE PREDATOR
These are the ‘badoos’ . They have achieved legendary status such that you must have heard their gist before. To them, February 14 is strictly collection day. For the ladies, they want it all – designer clothes, bags, shoes and please get the plane tickets ready for that Dubai trip. For the guys, only one thing is needed – you know what it is *T.I voice*.
THE VAL’S DAY SWEETHEART
Baby girl loves everything cliché about vals day. From the fake red flowers to the heart shaped chocolates and the fluffy white teddy bears with the red ‘I love you’ cushions in the middle. She wants it all, and bae better keep them coming. She’s most likely the ‘mushiest’, hopeless romantic you’ve ever met.
THE ‘TOO-COOL-FOR-SCHOOL’ SET
‘I’m not going out. I hate fake flowers, and for the love of the Father, please don’t come near me with those cheap chocolates.’
These are the words of the girl who would rather go out with her man on the 13th just to prove to us how much she doesn’t care about 14th – Vals day. Guys also fall into this category though. They’ll prefer to send you flowers ‘Just because it’sTuesday’ but will bail on Vals day obligations.
THE CYNIC
Our friend has had one too many heartbreaks and is tired of expecting so much from the boo and getting her expectations crushed. At this point, she’s given up and is on the ‘no f*cks given’ area of the …Read More
Source:: The NET
