A ‘Private Visit’ to Her Majesty the Queen

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d63ae3a9 reuben abati A ‘Private Visit’ to Her Majesty the Queen

TUESDAY WITH REUBEN ABATI

“You look dull. I hope you are good”
“What else can the son of man do, with all the problems on someone’s head in this country?”
“What happened? Your team messed up in the Premier League? Is your problem David De Gea?”
“No”

“May be the Arsenal coach then, because that match Arsenal played against Leicester City, during the weekend, the entire team, from Manager to the reserve bench should be placed on transfer when the window for transfers open. I should ask sef, which one is your team?”

“My problem is not football, please. I am not one of those who lose their heads over football in the UK, when they don’t even know the name of a single football team in Nigeria. I just can’t stand our people’s obsession with everything European. It is a kind of colonial mentality. Neo-slavery.”

“Please don’t moralize. We live in a global village. People are free to make their own choices. If I buy a…



Source: Thisday Newspaper